Should I stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go?
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This quiz will help you decide whether or not you should buy furniture and sign a good long lease. Answer Yes or No to the following questions.

  1. Beer?
  2. You smoke a brand of American cigarettes that you have never seen in America.
  3. You have more stuff than would fit in your suitcase.
  4. The Ikea catalogue excites you.
  5. You go through negotiations with your boss and keep your job even though you feel compromised.
  6. Your salary actually exceeds your cost of living.
  7. You realize that owning property and having a mortgage is possible.
  8. After drinking absinth you say, “Smooth.”
  9. You have a favorite Herna Bar.
  10. You don’t have enough money to go to Thailand.
  11. You are still meeting people who haven’t heard all your stories.
  12. You have chosen a location for your wedding.
  13. You haven’t finished your novel yet.
  14. You still haven’t mastered Czech.
  15. You have health insurance.
  16. You have a pet who is more popular than you are.
  17. Legal reasons prohibit you from travel.
  18. You have fallen in love with Czech cuisine: “Mmmm, carp.”
  19. Your chance to score is still high.
  20. You kind of like not having to spend occasions with your family.
  21. Your family is no longer asking when you’re coming home.
  22. You are still waiting for true love, so it might as well be in a place where there is always a bar open.
  23. Severance pay goes a lot further here.
  24. You have to take care of your unstable friends.
  25. You don’t ever want to be “the new guy” again.

Quiz Scoring

If you answered YES to:

1-8 of the questions:Go back to your own country. Start packing. If you hurry, you can be home by Christmas. And, get a holiday job, mamma's boy!

9-17 of the questions: Stick it out, take a Czech lesson and get a real job. If you make it through to the spring, you will forget all about the cold harsh winter.

18-25 of the questions:You've obviously already burned your return ticket (many times). Put your sleeping bag away and buy a decent bed. And get an s.r.o. so that you can buy an apartment.

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