The Conspiracy: How it all fits together - The Simple Model

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Learn a little about the conspiracy that rules over us all...

The C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y., short for Cliques Of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed at Controlling You, permeates all levels of society.

There are many conspiracy theories out there, and while all of them are 100% true according to SubGenius dogma, the only conspiracy theory that explains everything is the one that tells how there is one conspiracy, called The C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y., which controls everything, including all other conspiracies.

Many people are obsessed with lesser conspiracy theories about things like 9/11, the birthplace and religion of Barack Obama, who killed John F. Kennedy, the faked Moon landings, UFO crashes like the one in Roswell, New Mexico, and groups like the Illuminati, Freemasons, and other secret societies.

All of those conspiracies are just minor operations pulled off by the one big C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y. that controls everything, and this theory that there is one Conspiracy that rules them all is the greatest conspiracy theory of all conspiracy theories, because it includes all other conspiracy theories as part of it.

The following diagram was created by our Chief Agitator Karl Rotstan, and he has the sole job of monitoring global media and formulating our End of Days plan of action. He created this wall sized poster below, which you can download by clicking this link (.pdf format)

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