YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE TO READ >>
The New Czech: Recipe for Success Boring job? Crappy car? Ugly wife? Don't worry, help is at hand! Just follow these simple steps and adopt the exciting lifestyle of the New Czech! ...

Living the good life...
fShare
0
Pin It

Live it up, you'll be dead soon enough ...

I am definitely a proponent of taking it easy. Not just plain old relaxing, but serious hardcore leisure. My mother often mistakes my advocacy of the easy life for laziness. 

Many see it as a refusal to grow up. Neither of these opinions comes anywhere near the truth. I work hard. I am a responsible adult, I support myself well. I just happen to get a lot of rest and relaxation while doing so.

People often comment on my pleasant personality and my ability to stay calm in any stressful situation. These are definite advantages to the easy life. What I propose is not a life of inaction, but instead I propose a life of comfort. The first step is to maintain absolute comfort at all times, this includes your clothes, your environment, your mood, etc. Don't let yourself get too hungry or too tired.

Now, this may seem simple, but it isn't. Many situations may arise where you're forced to stand for too long, or go without eating because you're waiting for someone. This is no good. Remember your comfort comes before anyone else's. Find yourself a chair and get yourself some food.

The next step is all important.

Never, absolutely never, be in a hurry. The world will not stop if you're late to somewhere. This is a proven fact. People will wait, there'll be another movie, your boss probably won't fire you. 

My strategy is to get to places early as it affords me time to sit around and do nothing for awhile. Another important aspect of the easy life is the ability to entertain yourself. This is a skill that will take you far in life. Sometimes sitting around being comfortable gets kind of dull. Tell yourself a story, observe the faults of others, make things out of paper clips, anything to avoid worrying about bills or politics.

This is Joe, the King of Easy, and these are his ten rules of leisure:

0Joe BodiaJoe Bodia1. Like to have nice things.
02. Cultivate your knowledge in fine pornography.
03. Visualize couches.
04. Your parents can be your greatest fiscal asset, well into your thirties and forties.
05. Steal from your employer.
06. Clothes are a big barrier to personal comfort. Be naked as much as possible, remember, it's YOUR comfort that counts.
07. Always sit on the aisle, you never know when nature will call, and you want to be ready when it does.
08. If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented cars.
09. Sharing is for other people.
10. It's not about how much money you have, it's how much you can spend.

And these are his top ten tips for throwing good parties. Since it's almost always some kind of holiday season, isn't it time you threw one at your house?

01. Even though I don't adhere to this myself, plan ahead.
02. Flail your arms and exclaim the name of whoever's coming through the door.
03. Satanists, serial killers, psychopaths: They're your friends. Invite them.
04. Figure out how much liquor you need, then double it.
05. Relax. If you get tense during the party, take a bath.
06. Do a sound check in advance.
07. Remember, even dismal parties can seem okay in the reviewing process.
08. Parties are therapy for those who shun traditional analysis in favor of alcoholism.
09. Remember to visit the florist the next day for some "I'm sorry" bouquets for the neighbors.
10. Just because you're disfunctional doesn't mean you're not entitled to a good time!


- Photos by Jeffree Benet
What a Summer! (Unless of Course You're a Gypsy)
Stewart R. Ross

Late summer is here and the weather is fine.

Love sucks and other equally astute observations
Alan Azif Love sucks and other equally astute observations

As you may or may nor have gathered from previous articles, rumors, or nifty mental powers, I have o [ ... ]

Humanifesto #30: Work.
Keith Kirchner  I am back home, where I remain a foreigner.

Don't know where to start. I am back home, where I remain a foreigner.

A Day in the Life of a Prague Film Extra
John Goldman Outlander filming in Prague at the Strahov Monastery

I'm sure you're just dying to know all about my evening as an extra a Hollywood film currently shoot [ ... ]

S krásou do boje! Aneb jak nalíčit past (či obliče...
Augustýn Krátký Modelka: Žaneta Hucikova, Fotky: Michal Pavlásek

I když je nové tisíciletí teprve batolátko, jasně nám sdělil [ ... ]

Sin & Salvation
Jerome Hutchinson A.K.A Big J the Juicer the one that gets looser Listening to good house music is akin to a religious experience

It's been 40 years since the first identifiable house tracks were put on vinyl; 40 years that have s [ ... ]

Czech Rockers Náš člověk v Havaně
Joseph Silber Náš člověk v Havaně

Náš člověk v Havaně play an American-style of rock and roll with a decidedly Czech spin.

Feeling Moog; Stereolab
Keith Kirchner Stereolab promo image photographed by Sabrina Tabuchi

From south London, Stereolab wear their John Cage and John Cale influences on their sleeves, but wit [ ... ]

Read more...

Name Day/Svatek

Yesterday : Berta Today : Jaromír Tomorrow : Zlata After tomorrow : Andrea

Our Mission

1. To make you think
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them think, they'll hate you.
2. To tell the world the truth
When you only tell the truth, you start earning trust, as journalists, our mission is to tell the truth.
3. To make you laugh
We want to make you laugh, chuckle, smirk, grin or smile as we try to find the upside of life in the face of all the evil around us.

The Power Flex yoga pant from 90 Degree by Reflex is the ideal combination of fashion, function, and performance. Our fabric is designed to contour perfectly to your body, giving you a streamlined look. We've created the perfect fabric at the perfect https://www.amazon.com/90-Degree-Reflex-Womens-Power/dp/B00IDHFYVM These Power Flex Pants are perfect for yoga, pilates, running, or any type of exercise or fitness-related activities. You can also go from the gym to running errands - all while being comfortable and stylish. Pairs well with our famous Power Flex Tan.

Situs bandarq indoqq dan aduq online terbaik di Indonesia

Tüvtürk randevu alma telefonla araç muayene randevusu almak için online hizmet tüvtürk araç muayene randevu istanbul ankara bursa izmir antalya telefonla randevu online web sitesi üzerinden başvuru yapınız Tüvtürk araç muayene randevu aldıktan sonra veya katma değerli 0888 233 0666 servis numaramızı dilediğiniz saatte çevirip çağrı

Taller Movil is a manufacturer of innovative van racking and aldder rack fully customised and made of anodised aluminium profiles which give them strong mechanical resistence plus light weight, give a look there http://tallermovil.org. Given that Taller Movil has planned to expand abroad starting from the USA where is opening a new facility in the state of Delaware because of its position on the Atalantic Ocean close to Florence port and the main market o the North East.

let's think for a while as to why love is important in a relationship. By reading these Love Qoutes you will be overly inspired to be more active, open and expressive about your feeling and showing someone how much your truly feel about them.

Improve your online visibility and generate more revenues thanks to Inspira SEO services in Bangkok, Thailand. Inspira SEO company offers professional and results oriented services.