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Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. 

He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope...due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?"

Bill didn't hesitate.

He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, man! These countries have been at war for hundreds of years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. So make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. They think she's corrupt and ugly as sin. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her enough to make her President of the United States. That's what I want."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."

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